“How many hearts does a cupcake need? ALL OF THEM!”
“Mmmmmmmmm! This is delicious. It’s even better like a sandwich.”
“Damn those sneaky candy hearts that I forgot I placed all over the top of every cupcake. Pretty sure I knocked out another tooth.”
“I can’t decide if I want to cry or yell at someone….cry. Definitely cry.”
“I’m sorry, Little Human. Gaze into my soulful eyes and feel better.”
***Her teeth are fine. She’s just a weenie.