Answering The Important Etiquette Questions

How much should you dress up for Thanksgiving when everyone you hang out with lives 3,000 miles away?

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Your husband’s robe should suffice.

Should you make the right amount of food for only three people or enough to feed an entire traveling circus, just in case?

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Circus folk proportions, obvs.

Will you feel like a gluttonous jerk when it is all said and done?

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Considering you aren’t even seeing half the leftovers, yes. But you will feel like a satisfied and painfully full gluttonous jerk!

Is it okay to take a nap at 4:30 if it is pitch black out already and then still go to bed by 9 pm? Only time will tell!

Happy Thanksgiving!

***I should not be putting that amazingly unflattering photo of myself on the internet, but it so perfectly encapsulates the low-stress energy of our day that I feel I can’t help myself.***

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