Me: You need to move to the chair and eat your cereal.
Her: I want to eat here.
Me: No, it will make a mess.
Her: You can just move it right here.
Me: No. If you don’t move and eat I’ll have to turn off the show.
Her: …(just continues to watch tv)
Me: …(pause the show)
Me: Move to the chair and eat.
Her (moving): You can’t change my life, you know.