These are the jokes…

Her: Knock, Knock
Me: Who’s There?
Her: Birdie
Me: Birdie Who?
Her: Birdie Poopoo.
Me: Oh. You’re sort of silly.
Her: Mom, LAUGH IF IT’S FUNNY!

Her: Knock, Knock
Me: Who’s There?
Her: Booty
Me: Booty who?
Her: Booty Mama!
Me: Yeah, that almost had a punchline, I’ll laugh at that.

Sergio: Knock, Knock
Her: Who’s there?
Sergio: Banana
Her: Banana who?
Sergio: Knock, Knock
Her: Who’s there?
Sergio: Banana
Her: Banana who?
Repeat one more time…
Sergio: Orange
Her: (Long suspicious pause….) Orange who?
Sergio: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Her: NO! You ruined it. You were supposed to say BANANA again!

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